blur

illustration prepared in microsoft powerpoint.
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bumfuzzled

u picture a method,
a way to get there,
it all seems so clear,
so bright,
and so fair.

but once you arrive,
it is not what it seemed,
this shining new city,
alas but a dream,
a waypost at best,
on a journey not done,
so many more miles,
painful miles
to be run . . .

skinny

illus. prep. in microsoft powerpoint. naive. i.f.

Praise-worthy Egg McMuffin

Oh so round and so compact,
Warm, uniform and dutifully wrapped.

Comes at the end of a crackling line,
My little old lady, her service divine,
She welcomes our morning vith vigor and verve,
And somehow I sense that she's riddled with nerve,
Yet so sweet as she serves up my breakfast delight,
And her gol-dang pumpkin earrings are so friggin right
(as its All Hallow's eve, eve this good night) ...

Twin arches, you know them,
perhaps your dismay,
but my muffin it marches along in its way,
it knows me,
and I it,
and I'll dutifully say,
there's really no finer repast, don't delay.

You need it, our muffin,
you need it right now,
along with a cup of the finest brown cow
(well really cappuccino's the drink that you need)
but capp just don't rhyme with that line,
don't you see?

So drinking and eating and humming I'll go,
this Friday is off to a grand start,
don't you know.
Munchin' my muffin and slurpin' that mud,
Betcha bottom dollar
I'm not feelin' like crud.
Hell no I say proudly,
I feel downright grand
With a capp,
and a wrap,
and McMuffin in hand!

(Sung to the tune of "Ride of the Valkyries" ... well, not really!?!)

Listen in . . .

sinatra, world on a string
beasties
afi and spinnerette and anberlin
the fuckin' maple leaf rag
queen... nobody knows dragon attack but damn they should
every day i write the book
medicate
up the junction(and pulling mussels of course) and linkin park (trite but what i've done takes you there if you let it...)

and dr john and jon clearly lawd have mercy git me back to n'awlins

iPod wtf

Been gone . . .

. . . so long, so long the day-o.
Now back, on track, no plaque, decay-o.
Holla' back y'all, holla' back . . .
Daddy mac, y'all, daddy mac.
Now you gotta gotta know,
Dat I ain't holding nothin' back, y'all
Jus' spittin' fact y'all,
Ain't holdin' back, ain't holdin' back
Back on track y'all,
holla' back . . .

Fortune's Wind

Peanut butter on wheat,
flying by the seat,
o' my pants,
yes in dee dee . . .

A terrible,
horrible,
fantastical
run on screee . . .

Leeward me hardies,
sail on 'til morn,

Grasp at your life lad,
from the day that you're born.

Parenthetical rations,
my heart, a bastion,
my rapier-like wit,
never was in fashion.

Polyp so plump,
thank gawd for your rump,
sittin' down hard now,
ain't no cause to jump.

Pray on your knees,
thanks those birds,
and those bees,
shuffle along son,
and just say, "check, please!"